kadeart:

let’s shake hand

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meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

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berrysquishypanda:

espy-light:

hordeofcum:

thewomanfromitaly:

dorkstranger:

archatlas:

EAT CELEBRITY MEAT

BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.

It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie.

waitin’ for the bus in the rain in the rain..

what the fuck this is actual cannibalism

There’s a fucking movie about this somewhere.

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weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

image

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babygoatsandfriends:

mamma goat is just like.. WTF!??!?

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glowpinkstah:

Mr & Mrs Henry!!!! I love you so much!!! June 28, 2014 @ali_henry #glerpwedding #butfirstletmetakeaweddingselfie

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you weeaboo

ASKED BY fredflyingfuck.

big-baymacs:

man-in-kabuki-mask:

At least I don’t play Pokemon with Gogo Tomago at a sushi restaurant every Friday at noon. 

At least we don’t stalk people who play Pokemon at a restaurant at noon •—•

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Big Hero 6 Vinylmation series announced (x)

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theprofoundship:

CALDERHOLIC, I DON’T UNDER FUCKING STAND - JENNA

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jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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officialunitedstates:

i-just-dontknow-anymore:

officialunitedstates:

facts that cannot be disputed:

  • mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell
  • tortoises live for thousands of years
  • wood floats if you burn it first
  • an apple
  • birthday party

how the fuck is an apple a fact?

i just said these can’t be disputed why are you trying to dispute it

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aud-ler:

popsiclebics:

aud-ler:

why does no one ever talk about wilbur robinson from meet the robinsons

i mean

look at him

image

didnt people ship him with his dad

and now i know why no one talks about him

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allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

i snorted

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