let’s shake hand
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.
It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie.
waitin’ for the bus in the rain in the rain..
what the fuck this is actual cannibalism
There’s a fucking movie about this somewhere.
this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold
mamma goat is just like.. WTF!??!?
Mr & Mrs Henry!!!! I love you so much!!! June 28, 2014 @ali_henry #glerpwedding #butfirstletmetakeaweddingselfie
Big Hero 6 Vinylmation series announced (x)
CALDERHOLIC, I DON’T UNDER FUCKING STAND - JENNA
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
facts that cannot be disputed:
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell
- tortoises live for thousands of years
- wood floats if you burn it first
- an apple
- birthday party
how the fuck is an apple a fact?
i just said these can’t be disputed why are you trying to dispute it
why does no one ever talk about wilbur robinson from meet the robinsons
look at him
didnt people ship him with his dad
and now i know why no one talks about him